Table of Contents

Introduction, Doctor Jim, Editor

Glossary: Acryonyms, Spanish, Other Terms

The Ol’ Back and Forth: Five Days of Debauchery, Senojyllib

A New Low, Pastor G Spot

Fusion Lets His Guard Down, Fusion

Trip Trilogy, TJ500

Fast Times on a Wild Wednesday Night, El Oso

An Evil Force Overtook Me, Catfish

Another First Timer’s Report, Georgie Orgie

First Trip to Adelita, Epithumia

I Can’t Remember Her Name, ZePequeno

HK Chica Has a Real Talent, Dr. F

RyGuy and The Homeboys’ First Trip to TJ, RyGuy

No One Here Gets Out Alive, Kendricks

The Freakiest Bargirl I Ever Met, SecretAmigoX

Bullshitting the Bullshitter: PLM Pulls the Ultimate Scam, Maverick

A FOB Slobbed My Knob, ElNique

I Was Robbed!, SMD

Maddog’s Adventure with Kamala, Maddog

Beautiful ROB Does Detention, Trolleyman

Forbidden Fruit, Kendricks

Tania Sucks Maddog, Maddog

Stay Flexible, Doh

Lunchtime Mission, CraigfromSD

Experiment in Madness, Paco

Code Name: Crying Game, C-Diddy

TJ Hookers: This Is Their Scam, Various

How I Spent $400 and Got No Sex, Mad Ogre

The Goal, Ninja23

Don’t You Remember Me?, Erip

All In The Family, Byron

I Thought It Was Love Until…, Various

A Week in Tijuana, Mic

Sex in the City, AsianMovieLover

Did Grandma Ever Take It Up the Ass? Ask Grandpa!, Amo

Good and Bad Report, Buttman

Fear & Self-Loathing in Tijuana, Matiz

Like a Virgin, Yo!, Erip

At the Mercy of the Beast, Kendricks

Acknowledgements, Editors